isn’t it upsetting that your future husband is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who he is he could be with a STUPID GIRLFRIEND GET AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND
also isn’t it upsetting that your future wife is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who she is she could be lonely or sad or something horrible could be happening to her and oh no now im worried…
isn’t it upsetting that your future 50 cats are literally not born yet
Twitter use to be fun then all these irl people started following me and it sucks now. I want to delete it, but how will I get users like DJ Pauly D, Lady Gaga, Jimmy Eat World, and Osama bin Laden to follow me again??
I AM FREAKING OUT BECAUSE MY $%&!* STATS PROFESSOR HASN’T RESPONDED TO MY EMAIL APPROVING MY PROCTOR REQUEST AND THE FINAL IS NEXT WEEK AND I NEED HER APPROVAL TO BE ABLE TO SET UP AN APPOINTMENT WITH THE PROCTOR AND IT’D BE CRUEL FOR HER TO BE ‘NOPE YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT ON CAMPUS SORRY.’ I AM NOT DRIVING 2.5 HOURS FOR AN EXAM I’M GOING TO FAIL.
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